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Re: Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)

dustinschutz — Sat, 13 Jun 2015 21:58:27 -0000

heres a joke for ya

boy: want to here a joke about my dick nevermind its to long
girl: want to here a joke about my pussy nevermind you wont get it

Re: Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)

Daniel — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 01:37:21 -0000

Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack came down 9 months later with a baby daughter

Re: Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)

Umanga Ruhunage — Thu, 27 Nov 2014 07:28:26 -0000

jack and jill went up the hill

Re: Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)

slimzou812 — Sat, 01 Nov 2014 22:36:34 -0000

Hickory dickery doc the bitch was ducking my cock the clock struck two I below my gew and dropped her off down the road a few blocks

Re: Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)

Jake — Wed, 28 May 2014 18:21:44 -0000

Mary had a little lamb and took it to a wedding tied to a table leg and kicked its f###ing head in.

Re: Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)

Lisa — Fri, 09 May 2014 21:41:11 -0000

what would be better is if you spelled this fucked shit correctly !!

Re: Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)

Chipo — Sat, 15 Feb 2014 15:54:41 -0000

Jack an Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped the condom ripped and Jill had a daughter.

Re: Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)

Jason Laing — Tue, 11 Feb 2014 17:01:10 -0000

There once was a lady from Sweden
she had parculiar feelin
so she layed on her back, opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling

Re: Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)

thereaper9901 — Mon, 04 Nov 2013 19:20:55 -0000

jack and jill went up the hill to lick her candy jack was suprized with a moth full of cock for jills real name was randy

Re: Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)

jake — Wed, 18 Sep 2013 22:26:57 -0000

there was a man called Dave who dug up a whore from her grave she was moldy as shit and missing a tit but think of the money he had saved

Re: Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)

Shan — Wed, 31 Jul 2013 21:59:54 -0000

Jack and Jill went up the hill
And did it in the water
Jack slipped
His condom ripped
And now they have a daughter

Re: Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)

Georgebenjy — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 03:17:11 -0000

Hivkery Dickery Dock
the mouse ran up the clock
the clock is now being repaired.

Re: Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)

Georgebenjy — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 03:15:01 -0000

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings men & horses
had scrambled eggs for breakfast !

Re: Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)

Benjy George — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 03:12:37 -0000

Mary had a little lamb, the midwife fainted.

Re: Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)

Patrick — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 01:34:55 -0000

Jack Sprat could eat no fat

His wife could eat no lean

So while Jack is flat

His wife’s the fattest bitch I’ve ever seen.

Mary had a little lamb

Its fleece was thick and hairy

She brushed its ass so hard one day

She popped its fucking cherry

Little Jack Horner

Sat in a corner

Rubbing Miss Susie’s thigh

When he felt a fur patch

And stuck his thumb up her snatch

He found that Miss Susie was dry

Re: So, this whole blog thing…

Leekidd18 — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 07:35:31 -0000

Haha nice blog sham haha

Re: Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)

Hunetrb — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 22:14:29 -0000

Mary had a little lamb,she tied him to a heater,every time he would lift his leg,he would burn his little peter

Re: Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)

Mythrider4 — Sun, 25 Nov 2012 20:54:59 -0000

Here's one

old macdonald sitting on a bench, poking his balls with a monkey wrench, his balls got hot he burdened his balls, then jumped off niagara falls, he went to the doctor the doctor said, "sorry sonney your balls are dead", once my people bury me, tie my baLls to a cheery tree, nice there ripe, take a bite, tell me if they taste alright

Re: Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)

Scott john simpson — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 20:06:06 -0000

Doctor doctor i need some glasses yes you do ur in a restaurant

Re: Laser Engraving a Mac

R0t3m2007 — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 18:14:52 -0000

The Magritte Mac, I NEED IT.

Re: Ominom (Happy Birthday Flann O’ Brien)

itison — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 19:02:27 -0000

cheers Ste.
you'll have to read The Third Policeman to find out what's going on with all that omnium and all...
i'd say you would be a Flann fan, he's great reading, you'd fly through them and they're exciting flights.

Re: Ominom (Happy Birthday Flann O’ Brien)

Stebray — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 18:42:04 -0000

Like the tshirt image, will have to google omnium and see what that's about, I'd say if be a flan fan If I made the time...

Re: Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)

Doitghu — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 15:18:07 -0000

Mary had a little lamb and it kept on grunting, she tied it to a five bar gate and kicked it's little !?!? In....

Re: Exit Planet Face [openet001]

Leo Scarff — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:48:49 -0000

Well I agree totally. I gave Facebook a try for a few months and Christ it sucked the life out of me! It's totally addictive of course, and meant to be! I couldn't handle firstly having so much information and secondly so much useless information, not to mention photos of someones dog crap on their living room floor etc etc. Keeping in touch every so often and finding old friends, fine. Whatever you're into. For me, life is too short. Just call them and switch off the damn machine!
Peace.
from Leo

Re: The Pale – Lights Out Boys

itison — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 23:37:01 -0000

later that day was watching this when the doorbell rang and we didn't answer but it was them with their newspaper..
<img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3662/4561551497_965fb08f5b.jpg" width="500" height="281" alt="alive!"/>